Monday, April 23, 2012

Memoirs

     From my own experience a memoir is a more closely detailed piece of literature than most others. A biography may overview a persons entire life, but a memoir goes into detail with a very small sliver or memory of someone's personal life. With a memoir you can't be too general, but not too over-extensive and crazy because you may just overshoot the goal and make your writing incredibly boring - much like most biographies.

BRAAAAAAINSTOOOOOOOOOORM!!!!
-Firetrucks (Of course)
 
-Trains
-My dad? :O
-When I got my tongue stuck to the fridge? :p
-Gullibleness!
-Birthdays
-Christmas
-Religion
-Cosman (Some dude that deserves a face-punch :p)
-Medulla Oblongata.
-Anatomy Class
-Power Rangers
-Buzz Lightyear
-Hospitals
-My first car? :P
-Mastication
-Tournaments
-Bros
-Bro-Code
-GLADDDIATORRRRR
-Homeschool
-And Firetrucks.


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AND FIRETRUCKS. 

Tuesday, April 17, 2012

Secret


The hum of car tires on the highway echoed in the car. Mark’s hands trembled in his lap, thumbs rolling over each other in a rhythmic pattern.
            “Are you ever going to talk to me?” asked Sarah, cocking her head to the side. Her knuckles looked white, clenched on the steering wheel taught and rigid. “Mark, you haven’t said a word since I picked you up at the airport. Are you okay?”
            “I’m fine,” Mark said, shifting in his seat, “I’m just tired, jet-lag y’know?” Sadly he knew he couldn’t get away with a lie as pathetic as that one. Plus he could tell she already knew by the way she bit her bottom lip and dipped her eyebrows. He should have just stayed away from Jessica like she had told him.
            Sarah sighed and began to tell him that she knew about all of it. She told him that Jessica had called her last night after he had left for the airport, and she had told her all she needed to know. The rest of the car ride was entirely silent, except for the hum of the engine. She pulled up slowly next to Mark’s house, her eyes were sunk in, holding back her emotions.
            “Your stuff will be on your doorstep tomorrow morning. I would much rather you not call me, please just end it here.” She muttered as he closed the car door. The big willow tree in Mark’s yard groaned, leaves fluttering in the breeze as Sarah drove away. Mark had a feeling in his gut, as if it were filled with needles. His body seemed to refuse to move. He just stood there, the wind blowing tirelessly, and the night sky slowly climbing overhead.
            The next morning arrived. Sarah drove up slowly, jut as promised, and began to deliver things to his doorstep. She stepped over him, his almost puddle-like state almost disgusting her. The boxes began to pile high around his doorstep and reached it’s peak as she placed the last box of clothes on the doormat. The sound of her car door shutting caused him to roll over in his sleep, a sharp shiver running over his body. Sarah climbed out of the car and returned to the front door one last time, this time retrieving a blanket, which she draped over Mark.
            “Goodbye Mark.” She whispered with tears in her eyes. He groaned in his sleep as her engine roared to life. He woke a few hours later to find the boxes piled around his door, and a blanket draped over him.  He trembled in the early morning breeze. A layer of drool smeared across his cheeks, and he felt like he had been living in a gutter. He trudged slowly into his house, the door creaking closed slowly behind him without his assistance, and that was the end of it. Mark waited by the phone for hours on end, hoping Sarah would call, but she never did. He constantly felt like he needed to call her, but he knew she had told him not to contact her, so he didn’t.


Obviously this story was retold by a squirrel :D

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Wednesday, March 21, 2012

3 Minute Fiction reviews! :D

-"The Young and the Old"
        I really liked reading this story in particular, the writer gave insight to the man's past without ever having to directly tell his story. You could easily find that it was something he missed and wanted to go back to, and in the end he was able to make it.
-"Honor"
        A very clearly told story, it was easy to find out the story going on, and she was able to describe what kind of person her husband had been without directly saying it.
-"His Floor"
        Kind of a sad story, but I really liked the way the author told the story and you could feel that there was a connection between the two characters, but he never said they liked each other or really cared for one another. I would feel awful leaving that lady alone D:!


Interestingly enough, all three of the stories I read were actually a little depressing, somehow I think that says something about how a large amount of people are feeling at this point in time. *Man-tear*

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Tuesday, March 13, 2012

Jack



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           The door swung open slowly, a man dressed in a long black coat and odd

gray pants entered the bar, running his hand through his slicked back hair as the

loud chatter dropped into a silent hum. Tables were spread across the room, but the

man waded on through the crowd, standing tall with a large grin painted on his face,

obviously more proud of his presence than those that stared him down seemed to

be.

            He sat down at the bar, a grustly old fellow with a patchy five o’clock shadow,

a leather vest, and a “mom” tattoo stitched into his arm threw himself onto the stool

next to him, definitely looking for trouble. To the old brutes surprise he was greeted

with a handshake and a smile, rather than sweat drops or the stench of fear.

Retracting his hand the man introduced himself as Jack, and before the brutish man

could refuse, Jack had bought him a drink. Despite the odd composition the two of

them got along together quite well, and within minutes you never would have

guessed they were two complete strangers. The two’s laughter filled the silence still

hovering over the bar, and soon everyone else joined in on the fun as well.

            Jack spun around in his stool, facing the crowd that was gathering, revealing

a deck of cards and his ever-smiling face. People gathered around him, and he

bought each man a drink. He began to show off various magic tricks and told

multiple jokes that caused waves of ‘Guffaws’ to roar through the bar. He told tales

of grand adventures, and stories of lovely women. Everyone was having a jolly

good time, laughing, and in some cases crying; Everyone took a liking to Jack

extremely quickly. But this was all before his first drink. Soon he began insulting

people instead of telling jokes, then he began to insult people’s mothers.

            Jack teetered back and forth, his cheeks rosy red and his eyelids drooping as

he knocked back another shot. A young man dressed in a plaid button up shirt stood

in the corner, secluded from the rest of the crowd, but was soon interrupted as Jack

stumbled into him. Jack closed him into the corner, howling insults and spewing

obscenities of all sorts, and quickly Jack had turned it into a game of fists. The others

that had gathered around shook their heads in shame, unable to truly believe this

was the same Jack who told jokes and bought them their drinks. It took a group

effort to pull Jack away from the lad, but it was easy enough to guide him to the bar

door.

            Jack tumbled through the door, much less elegantly than how he had entered,

tripping over his long coat and landing on the gravely sidewalk. Jack laid crumpled

on the ground, the darkness of the night only being pierced by the small crack in the

bar door. Muffled laughs erupted from within as Jack questioned why things always

ended up this way, and why he was able to make so many friends, but not keep

them.

            After a few moments Jack stood tall once again, looking much like he had

when he entered the bar earlier that evening, teetering back and forth, his memories

of the night had been dismissed as being dreams. He began to stumble into the night

in a drunken haze, prowling for another bar, or perhaps a nice place to crawl into

and sleep until the next night of fun would arrive.

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Friday, February 24, 2012

Show - Don't tell

    I had just sat down in the grass, the cool tendrils felt wonderful after the long walk across town. All I had to do now was wait for her to show up, and all that walking would pay off. The sun was beating down, and the breeze finally gave up to the overpowering heat wave, making just waiting for her hard work - seeing as there was no real shade to take cover under in the entire park anyways.
       Finally I saw her coming around he corner with that huge glowing smile on her face, but she wasn't alone like she had promised. I knew the guy that was walking with her, and when I tried to stand up I noticed huge chunks of grass pulled up along with my hands, plus I hadn't been sweating up until now, even with the sun blaring down on me. My eyes felt all buggy and I could tell I was glaring semi-ferociously when they walked up to me and that smile of hers turning almost instantaneously upside down.

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Wednesday, February 22, 2012

Welcome! Herp derp.

Prepare to be amazed.. With random writings of incredible randomness. Don't worry, you may or may not live through it, You have like a 50% chance. Good luck!

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